THEY DON'T COME ANY SHORTER THAN THIS

Or

The title is bigger than the story

By Rotwang

"My mom's a dentist !" Said little Molly to her friends. "She's got this big room where she treats all sorts of people with dentitational problems in this chair that comes from the Enterprise from Star Trek."

Justin laughed. "My mom works for NASA !" He said proudly. "She makes space probes and robots ! And she says they have a real UFO back at NASA !"

And Danny's face illuminated. "My mom IS a robot." He said proudly.

Molly and Justin just stared.

"Sometimes when my mom and dad think I'm asleep, she takes off her skin or something and becomes like all gold and I see dad with her in his arms and they do things with each other..."

"Wow ! I wish MY mom was a robot !" Molly said admiringly.

"Yeah, your mom is cool !" Justin said wishing for a chrome plated mom...