Scott lived all alone in a small cabin at one end of a lake. One day he went
down to the water with a towel, soap and shampoo to bath. While in the water,
he dropped the soap, but what he grabbed instead was a mysterious bottle. His
slipper hands rubbed the bottle all over as he tried to grip it.
From the bottle a turbine headed male genie appeared before Scott. "I am the
genie of the lamp!" The genie spoke. "You have three wishes. When the third
wish is granted, my bottle and I will be transported away for a new master to
find me."
"Is this for real?" Scott asked.
"It is," said the genie.
"For my first wish, I want to be rich," Scott said as he watched his small cabin
turn into a mansion full of servants.
"For my second wish, I want the world's most beautiful girl here beside me,"
Scott said. He suddenly felt something brush against his leg. He looked down
to see an impossibly gorgeous Barbie doll, the world's ideal of the perfect
woman, floating beside him.
"That's not what I had in mind," Scott said angrily; you tricked me. "I wish
that my idea of the world's most beautiful woman would be full sized and alive
beside me."
"Granted," the genie said with a chuckle before he and his bottle vanished in
a puff of smoke.
While Scott looked around for his ideal girl, he watched as the doll grew to
5'1" in height and changed from plastic to latex rubber. Her fingers were no
longer fused together but her toes remained suited for high heels.
"Hello
there?" She said as her rubber mouth planted a kiss on the flesh of his face
and caused him to have a boner. Scott scooped his living love doll up in his
hands and carried her into their new house.
THE END