'Ring......ring......ring." The phone, always the phone. You get ready to jump in the shower and the darn thing rings. He grabs his towel and races from the bathroom out to his room, leaps across the bed and reaches the phone on the 5th ring. "Hello".
"Yes is this Joel Mathews?" Asks a pleasant female voice.
"Yeah, that's me. Who's this?"
"Hi Joel, It's Julie. Your date for tonight. I am truly sorry to do this to you. But my brother was just in an auto accident. I have to cancel. I called 'Perfect Match' and they gave me your number. Maybe we can re-schedule for another time huh?"
"Well Hi to you. Umm sure. Sorry about your brother. Another time then". I told her. Click and she was gone. I rolled over on to my bed and stared at the ceiling. Always an excuse. How did I let Mark talk me into signing with a dating service anyhow? Well now my evening was free, and a Friday evening at that.
'Ring......ring. Still holding the phone I answered. "Hello, Joel here".
"Yes Joel Mathews?" Asked an unfamiliar sounding female voice.
"Yes, that's me tonight".
"This is Sandy with 'Perfect Match'. I am sorry to here of Julie's situation. Are you still interested in having a date for this evening?" She said.
"Gee that was quick. Yeah, I still have dinner reservations and flowers wilting on the counter".
"Now Joel, sarcasm won't get you far with a perfect match. So I'll take that as a yes. I am sending you an e-mail, information regarding your date and her address. Her name is April. Alright?" Sandy asked.
"Yes Sandy, That would be great, and I apologize for being sarcastic". I answered.
"That's quite alright. Enjoy your evening. Good night". She said, then hung up.
I went to the other room and turned on the computer. Then decided to jump in the shower as I had originally planned to do prior to all the interruptions.
The shower was refreshing after a long day at the office. I plugged in the razor and was about to start shaving when I remembered the e-mail. Better get that info in case she wanted a call from me to confirm everything.
The e-mail was simple: April Parks, age 28, white, college graduate, lived in Federal Heights, not bad. Date confirmed for this evening, pick up at 6:30pm. I had less than half an hour. I ran back to the bathroom and picked up the razor. I did a quick once over to erase the shadow. Filled the basin with tepid water to rinse my face. Hit the light switch to off. 'Bump'. I glanced as the bottle of mousse styling foam fell over against my razor. Spinning it, out came the cord. Well I was late. Better go see what April looks like and make either a short or long evening of it.
Her house was simple enough to find. I adjusted myself as I rang the buzzer and waited for her to answer the door. To many ideas of how she would look danced through my mind. What to change if I wanted a short evening. Waht to add if I wanted to take my time tonight.
I heard foots steps approach the door. Then it opened. A very beautiful brunette appeared. Dressed semi-casual. Her hair fell below her shoulders. She had a pleasant smile, and her eyes. Her eyes immediately captured my attention. A soft green. Green as the leaves, warm and ..
"Hi there. You must be Joel". She said as she stuck out her hand in greeting.
Embarrassed by my space off I reached out and took her hand. "Good evening April. I am Joel. It is a pleasure to meet you". What a lame opening line I thought to myself.
"Well shall we". She gestured toward my car. "Yes, let's have fun tonight."
I replied. She shut the door behind her as I waited on the walk. Then escorted
her to the car.
The evening went without a hitch. Dinner was superb, we talked a lot. Discussed our likes and dislikes of work. Told stories of when we were in college. Laughed at the reasons we had both signed up for the dating service. Mine was Mark. A friend of mine from work who had found his "Perfect Match" through the service, April's was also because of a friend who had dared her to try something new. We finished our meal and just sat at the table, talking. It was like we had been friends forever. I had never known anyone who sat diligently and just listened to every word you said. And I her. I was mesmerized by her eyes. They drew you in and you just became lost. I asked April if she knew how to dance. She told me she knew a version of the 'Mambo' and the Cha-Cha' but nothing more than that. I wasn't much better, I said that was next on the evenings list of activities.
"Joel, that was really a lot of fun. Thanks". April told me as we walked back to my car from the dance club.
"You're welcome. I don't get to wild like that very often. Usually I just come with some friends, have a few drinks and watch people". I told her.
April smiled patiently waited as I opened the passenger door. "Thank you". She said politely.
The first few minutes of the drive were quiet. I began to wonder if the date was nearing its end.
"Where are going now?" April asked. I turned to her,
"Well, I hadn't decided actually. It's not terribly late, but the evening isn't young anymore".
"Well, I'm not ready to call it, how about your place?" She asked as she placed her hand on my thigh.
"OK, my place it is". I was starting to form an idea. But wanted not to push to fast.
My apartment was a bit of a mess. I hadn't cleaned it in days, but it looked nothing like my college apartment from years past.
"You have a ....nice place here Joel". April said trying to hide a laugh.
"You can be honest you know. I make a really good date, but a lousy housekeeper". I responded.
"Oh it just needs a, may I be blunt with you, a feminine touch. But just a little touch". April said. Again with that teasing smile. I smiled back and meant it. April was beginning to wear on me and I liked it. I liked it a lot. "So...Joel, Aren't you wondering why I just didn't have you take me home earlier?" April asked.
I came around to face her and look her in the eyes. "May I be blunt with you. I'm noticing that not only are you extremely attractive, but that I have also had a wonderful time tonight. Just being with you, the way I feel."
"And how do you feel about me?" She asked interrupting my statement. She held out her both her hands reaching for mine. I took them and pulled her close to me and kissed her. She matched my embrace and responded in kind. We stood there kissing for several minutes. Her kisses were sweet, her embrace warm and I found myself wanting her, almost needing her. First my hands started to wander, exploring her body. Down her back and to her firm ass. Then back up to run my hands through her soft flowing hair. April in kind explored my body till she came to the buldge in my pants. "Uhmm you're hiding something down there. May I see what it is?" April asked, then immediately went to work unbuckling my belt then my pants.
I fell back against the couch and let her work me over.
After April finished giving me the best blow job I had ever had. I chased her to my bedroom. She stopped me short of the bed and gave me a wonderful strip show. Her breasts hung firm, pert and round on her body. I was very stiff again as she slowly slid out of her jeans. It was as if April were a super model. No blemish's, no flaws. Just perfection. "Do you want me as bad as I want you?" She asked with a teasing smile and finger to follow her to the bed.
"Oh yeah, definitely". Was my reply. We made love well into the night. April taught me things about my body that I didn't even know. It was as if she never tired of sex. Finally sometime after 3 am we both fell asleep.
I rolled over, trying not to disturb April. The clock on the night stand said 9:38am. I pulled back covers and slid out of bed. I turned back and looked at April. Her hair flowed across the pillow, the sheet half pulled up showing only her back. I turned to the bath and went in, looked in the mirror and smiled. "Perfect Match huh?" I muttered to myself. I stared at myself trying to review all that had happened in the last day.
Then to my surprise April was there by my side with the sheet wrapped around her. "Good morning". She said as she laid her head against my shoulder.
"It is good, isn't it". I said. I looked down and saw that the sink basin hadn't emptied from last night. "Darn sink, clogged again". I said with a hint if disgust.
"Fix it later, come lay with me". April said.
I turned to her and with a teasing smile said; "Later, What if I give you your morning shower with some if this". Pointing to the murky water.
"Oh yeah, not if I get you first". April turned quickly and shoved me back. "Here have some wat...." April didn't finish her sentence. She froze with her hand in the water. The from within her a quick, sharp POP, then her head cocked down and to the left. "Wat...wat....wat...water" she stuttered. I glanced quickly down at the sink and saw that the cord from my razor had fallen into the sink. Most likely as I was leaving to go out last night. I sprung back to the sink and grabbed the cord out of the wall socket.
"April, April are you all right?" I gently grabbed her at the shoulders and looked into her eyes.
"have....have some wat....wat....wat."
"April are you ok? Couldn't have been that big a shock." I said.
April's arm came slowly up and out of the water, still in the swing as if she was flinging it to where I had stood. I heard another pop, as if from inside April. "Water. ...Joel, why are looking at me like that?" She said standing tall again.
"April, you got shocked! I guess the cord from my razor fell in the sink last night and I didn't see it till just now". I told her.
"Oh my, you are a big boy aren't you?" April said.
"Huh? April, what's going on?" I asked as I slowly started toward her. April's head twiched to the left again, "have some wat....wat...wat...error. Misread at 9:42:25 line 003268795B88R." April said in a monotone voice. Then she turned to me and smiled. "Joel. I am very happy to have......to have....to have...."
I stood there puzzled. Trying to figure out what was happening. The next thing I knew April sprung back to life. She grabbed me and pulled me out of the room and back towards the bed. "Joel. Make love to me now. Fuck me like you did last n..n..n..night". Then as she fell to the bed she froze again and I on top. I was beginning to think she was a robot or something, and was becoming aroused by that thoght. But she was so human, so real.
"April". I called to her. No response. I stood back up and away.
There was the faint hint of burnt plastic in the air. I looked back at April. Her eye lids were fluttering at a thousand miles an hour. Then she'd smile, then frown just as quickly, but never uttering a word. I truly began to believe she was a robot, an android, and I was harder than a rock at this point. But I couldn't believe it. She had a history, a past. Was all that.
"I am April Parks. I am .... I am April Parks....mal .. malfunction... critical fault at 9:42:25 line 003268795B88R this unit requires technical servicing....service....serv.....service me....service me Joel Mathews" April said back to her normal voice.
April looked up at me and smiled, again I saw her green eyes. "Service me Joel, I am your perfect match, your...your....service me Joel" Part of me wanted to run, but the part that said heck with that won out. I knew that technology had advances in robotics, but this, she was extraordinary.
"April honey, do you know what happened to you?" I asked. Wanting to know if she was at all aware at this point.
"I .. I .. I am April ... please con.. tact perrfect match and ....innnformm them ...of...of...uhhh .. April Parks Model G7460S Series Companion SLX6000...serv.....service me Joel Mathews now" April said going from monotone to normal. She grabbed me and pulled me down on top. I couldn't resist. I spread her legs and pushed deep into her hole. At first her rythum was off then gradually matched mine. She'd stutter then moan in pleasure.
I was sure that her processors were having fits. "April, you're getting awfully warm". And she was her body temperature had gone up at least 10 degree's.
"Yess.....har .. harder...uhnn ... uhnn...errrr.....errorr" April said in a whisper. I was close to coming now, April's face suddenly lost all expression and her arms dropped to her side.
I kept thrusting in and out of her. "April?" I asked. Nothing.
Her head twitched to the left again, then she went limp beneath me. I finally let go and came inside her. After a few minutes on top of her and relaxing I pulled out and rolled off her. I touched her now lifeless face and ran my finger over her lips. I heard another pop from within her, then her head turned to face me.
"This unit requires servicing by a qualified technician. Please contact Perfect Match for assistance. A critical malfunction has occurred and ... and .. further sexual stimuli is not required at...at...at this tiiiimmmmee." And April was gone.
The light in her eyes was dimmed. I sat up and rubbed my eyes. Everything had happened so fast. What was I going to do, was it my fault? Was I ever going to know that April was an android. I walked back to the bathroom and once again stared into the mirror, then on cue the phone began to ring.